rick-owens:

the word “gothic” gets thrown around so much in fashion now by clueless people to be synonymous for anything dark

*designer makes an all-black outfit*

“wow thats rly gothic what a gothic designer so goth inspired ugh yes GOTH”

megaman2:

you mean with this new xbox i can watch television through my tv? wowie zowie ill buy 60

binkshapiro:

whosromeo:

girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”

the da vinci code has been cracked

egberts:

*takes long drag of cigarette* listen kid if u ever have an opinion dont post it on tumblr.com

burghers:

cupsprinkledcakes:

burghers:

*jerks off to internet fights*

Don’t be that guy

*climaxes*

vocaroo:

in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there

squidwurd:

if you really want to turn me on during sex shout out your bank account number and your 4 digit pin

dekutree:

one piece is dumb because they spend 500 episodes looking for one piece when they can just go to kfc and get a 3 piece combo w/ 2 sides for 5.99

phoenios:

Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.